If I would have known any better, I would have stayed on the phone with Elaine because the person at the door is the second cause of my shall we say - challenged state of mind.
"Billy, go away."
"Neavah, you know you want this...you know the entire package--friendship, love, companionship, sincerity, romance. What girl wouldn't?"
"That's just it Billy you believe every girl should get it. How many times have I told you? This you will never get. You graduated Magna Cum Laude...it's safe to say you get it."
"Oh, but my married man Paul, he gets top billing right? Whatever, I just came by to check and see how the love of my life was faring. Never mind that....let's get out of here."
That's Billy for you. He is painstakingly gorgeous and has an ego that is equally painful. Billy is the lovable but annoying best buddy maybe hoping we could be more than that in a half serious half playful manner every girl plays as if she hates, oh but how we need the Billys of the world (in addition to the equally lovable gay best friend we need for fashion advice and so on).
"That's it. One look at you says it all. We're outta here. Text Elaine the Plain. Let's hit up the clubs tonight and then pray for forgiveness tomorrow....come on now...do what you ladies do...its time to parteeeeeee"
How could I argue with brilliance? I told you the boy graduated with honors. Time to get the stylists over, text the crew, and you know..do what we do best. Ce la vi!!
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